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shrek nudes mixtape

by shreknudes

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Shrek of the Union (Marc Hecht) 02:58
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Dogshit Paradise (BEEEF) 05:32
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3.
Flubber (Brian Burns) 01:41
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Ugly Cherries (PWR BTTM) 02:20
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A For Effort (Renngi) 03:37
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Classically Trained (Leapling) 04:42
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Be Good (Loafer) 03:11
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Tongues (The Frights) 03:11
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Washed Away (Will Martin) 05:07
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My Beloved Monster [Eels Cover (Jesse Sheehan)] 02:01
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My Nephew Threw Up at Shrek the Musical (Kylie Alexander) 05:23
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Daisy (Puppy Problems) 01:44
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Say Hello to Your Friends (Lillian Devane) 11:00
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I Truly Cannot Feel My Entire Face (Hallelujah the Hills) 01:45
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Art Department (Ben Kling) 02:01
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about

hey gang! here's the shrek nudes mixtape.

pay as much as you want for it - all proceeds go to planned parenthood.

it's a little comedy, little music, little shrek, barely any nudes, but you can fuck to it which is almost as good and completely your prerogative.

if you want shrek nudes proper, they're on sale until december 31 here:
etsy.com/shreknudes

if you want to just kick some money to PP directly on behalf of the noods, here's that too:
www.ppaction.org/goto/shreknudes

Some stuff about Shrek nudes:
nymag.com/following/2015/12/woman-selling-shrek-nudes-for-planned-parenthood.html
www.vulture.com/2015/12/comedianamerican-patriot-selling-shrek-nudes.html
www.deathandtaxesmag.com/272232/comedian-sells-shrek-nudes-on-etsy-to-benefit-planned-parenthood/

TL;DR : I AM SELLING NUDES OF MYSELF PAINTED LIKE SHREK TO PERVERTS AND COLLECTORS OF FINE ART TO RAISE MONEY FOR PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

STORY OF SHREK NUDES:

I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE WOMEN CAN BOTH SELL THEIR TOP-SHELF, UTTERLY UNFORGETTABLE SHREK NUDES ON THE FREE MARKET AND PROCURE SAFE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE. IF ANYTHING, SHREK NUDES SHOULD BE OUTLAWED BUT GUESS WHAT, BABY? THEY AIN'T!

FOUR MONTHS AGO MY BEST FRIEND AND I PAINTED OURSELVES GREEN AND STRIPPED AS SHREKS FOR ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE.

THEN I WENT HOME AND TOOK SHREK NUDES - EXCELLENT BOTH AS NUDES AND AS SHREKS. NOW I AM SELLING THEM FOR ONE MONTH ONLY, WITH ALL FUNDS GOING TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

CHOOSE FROM THREE DELIGHTFUL SHREK NUDES: FRONT SHREK, BACK SHREK, AND NIP SHREK. FRAME THEM. DON'T FRAME THEM. GET THEM IN A WEIRD FRAME THAT IS COVERED IN GLITTER GLUE AND OTHER SHREKS. MY SWAMP IS YOUR SWAMP WHEN IT COMES TO THE SHREK NUDES.

IF YOU LIKE FINE ART OR SMUT THEN THE SHREK NUDE BELONGS IN YOUR HOME.
BUY ONE, BUY THEM ALL. LET LADYSHREKS GOVERN THEIR OWN SWAMPS

DON'T WANT TO SEE MY SHREK NUDES? THEN JUST DONATE DIRECTLY, IDIOT.

credits

released December 16, 2015

Marc Hecht
BEEEF
Brian Burns
PWR BTTM
Renngi
Leapling
Loafer
The Frights
Will Martin
Jesse Sheehan
Kylie Alexander
Puppy Problems
Lillian DeVane
Hallelujah the Hills
Ben Kling

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